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A/C

That’s just a bit of Miss A/C rocking the house.

Lord of the Flies

Tanya was trying to feed Edward and accidentally maimed his dinner. Edward refuses to eat dead flies.

Edward and a Fly

With Edward around I feel completely justified in the systematic and ritualistic assassination of any flies found in the house.

Worthing

Worthing Pier.

Edward

This is my new friend Edward. I feed him flies that I catch in the kitchen. Everyone watches him gobble them up.

Dagenham East

Mini monoliths in the shrubbery of Dagenham East.

Tanya

Tanya went to a fancy dress party as her initials – Troubled Housewife. Apparently some people at the party were afraid to ask if she was wearing a costume or not.

Me

My visa renewal application is 16 pages long. Being an alien kind of sucks.

Nassrin

My lights finally arrived yesterday. And by arrived, I mean I went all the way to some industrial park in Woolwich to collect them. Which seems contradictory to the point of parcel delivery, but whatever, it was worth it.

Mosque

I think this had something to do with Ramadan, but I’m not totally hip on the Muslim religious calendar. So as far as I know this could just be a queue for your mom’s birthday party.

Mom

Mom got named Employee of the Year at her school, which I know means a lot to her. This one’s for you, kid.

Me

Tanya took this photo of me looking tough.

Tipperary

White bedclothes somehow seem so much more luxurious.

Bobby

This is Tanya’s nephew Bobby. He had a puppy named Buddy, who did not like to cuddle.

Rats

I feel kind of bad about poisoning the little guy and his friends.

Freezer

There was a search for vodka.

Party

Later, things got a little out of control.

Julia

Julia is a goddess in her spare time.

Kaleighs ass

This photograph of Kaleigh was sent to me from America by Rachel. Gosh I miss the South.

Nassrin

Nassrin sits patiently.

Giulia

Giulia has a new hairdo.

Sofia

???????

Tanya

…in a honky tonk, down in Mexico.

Rough Pigeon

Do not fuck with this pigeon.

Ilario

This is Ilario being creepy.

Hy-Minh

Hy-Minh? Hymen?

Mines

These here are two of my babies.

Rainbow

I knew it. Queers.

Rachel

Rachel was in London for 6 whole weeks. We got up to some mischief and scheming. She has a website.

Aoife

Aoife has left the building.

Tom

Apparently, Tom is Polak. Now he is somewhere else.

Pieta

This is a contemporary Pieta. Hoxton Square.

Grrr

I move large boxes with one hand. I’m a brute.

Marks View

This is the view from Mark’s roof on his birthday.

Tanya

She adjusted her dress as she stood up.

Jameson Burroughs

This is Jameson Burroughs. Who is also myself. He is on the prowl.

Mr. Burroughs

No day is complete without a visit by the other me, Mister Jameson!

Canary Wharf

This is part of a photo my brother took. Originally there were more buildings.

Peterhoff

She pretty muched owned the whole place. Maybe even all of Russia.

Neva

This hottie was selling his goods on the Neva River, St Petersburg.

Ст Петербург

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University of Technology and Design. St Petersburg

St. Petersburg

Some cool Russians at 10:30 PM in Saint Petersburg.

Angry Jeff

Jeff’s suitcase got delayed on the way here.

Suitcase

She had a metal suitcase; I know not where she was going.

Mosque

We pretty much live on holy ground.

Cracks

This indicates the beginning of something new.